August 27, 2007

Another one bites the dust…

Posted in Government, Humor, News at 12:32 pm by The Lizard Queen

Alberto Gonzalez announced his resignation (effective September 17th) this morning.  So far, Jeff Fecke (a contributor at Shakesville) has written my favorite post on the subject:

No, if Alberto Gonzales exists, and we’re not 100 percent sure if he does, but assuming that he might, his legacy could possibly be that memory is a slippery and imperfect thing, especially when the memories in question involve serious issues of executive branch interference in the Department of Justice. That’s if If Gonzales exists, and I didn’t say that he did.

I can see you’re getting confused, so let me try to clarify things with an example. Let’s say you have a watermelon, and it’s got it has seeds in it. Suddenly, a truck backs up, and the chicken gets loose.

I’m sorry, I can’t write any more of that metaphor due to executive privilege.

Good stuff; go read, and enjoy!


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