October 18, 2007
Lizard Queen climbs into bed, a look of amused bewilderment on her face. Evil Bender rolls over to sleepily greet her and ask how she is.
LQ: The Professor ate one of my contact lenses.
EB: That cat is insane.
LQ (still bewildered, but beginning to giggle): I’d taken it out and put it in the case, but I knocked the lid off the counter, and when I bent over to pick it up, he started lapping at the solution in the case, and by the time I pushed him away it was gone.
EB: I hope it doesn’t make him sick.
LQ: This too shall pass.
(The Professor: I have no idea what you’re talking about.)